i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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