Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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