Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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