I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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