Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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