I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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