He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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