you win again, gameday.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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