youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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