Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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