i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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