But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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