Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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