thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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