Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
