Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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