my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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