She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Can you bring me the toilet please
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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