Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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