In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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