I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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