Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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