Sponge bath it is.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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