Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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