Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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