Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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