There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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