you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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