erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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