I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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