Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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