So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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