You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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