if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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