I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Do plants get herpes?
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