The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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