Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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