Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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