Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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