i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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