you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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