David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
How naked do you want me to be?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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