Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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