This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
