i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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