Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
