I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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