He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Send help, water and tortillas.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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