I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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