How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
