Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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