We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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