u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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