who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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