This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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